omg
i caN’T BREATHE
NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’
but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.
“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’? YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA. I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.”
He pole-danced his way back to fitness.
I can believe all of this
Hey, Blaquerose, they say he “pole-danced his way back to fitness!”
He pole-danced his way back to fitness.
POLE-DANCED, HEFFA!
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)
I’m so freaking happy right now, it’s not even funny how these jokes affect me
I fucking love this fandom