Instead of telling women to smile, how about doing something to naturally elicit a smile from her?
Ain’t done shit for no one all damn day, but I’m supposed to walk all over DC giggling like I’m high just to make a window and a way for his bullshit. Me thinks not.
TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
$20 says someone’s in the salad dressing